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Sales Engineer

Programming

10 days ago 218.5K views 0 shares

Sales Engineer

Nothing screams "I made a terrible mistake" quite like a sales engineer spewing absolute gibberish with the confidence of a thousand suns. "Running OpenClaw on Arch" with "custom skill dir" and "agent codes its own MCP connection via a sandboxed signal relay"? Bestie, that's not a tech stack—that's a word salad generator having a fever dream. The best part? It's been running for THREE DAYS and this guy has NO IDEA how to stop it. Like watching someone accidentally summon a demon and then just... leaving it there. Sales was indeed the right career path, Josh. Engineering would've been a bloodbath.

When Your CEO Thinks HTML Is A Supercomputer

Frontend Webdev Programming

6 months ago 214.9K views 0 shares

When Your CEO Thinks HTML Is A Supercomputer

When your non-technical CEO tries to explain HTML to investors... This is peak tech gibberish that would make any front-end developer spit out their coffee! HTML is a markup language for creating web pages, not some magical supercomputer architecture that lets you "build chips." It's like claiming your bicycle is actually a nuclear submarine because both have metal parts. The quote hilariously mangles technical concepts with the confidence of someone who just discovered the internet yesterday but needs to sound smart at a board meeting. For context: Trevor Milton (former Nikola Motors CEO) was convicted of fraud for misleading investors about his company's technology. His understanding of HTML appears to be on par with his understanding of gravity-powered trucks!