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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Tech-nonsense Memes

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Sales Engineer

Programming
1 month ago 252.9K views 0 shares
Sales Engineer
Nothing screams "I made a terrible mistake" quite like a sales engineer spewing absolute gibberish with the confidence of a thousand suns. "Running OpenClaw on Arch" with "custom skill dir" and "agent codes its own MCP connection via a sandboxed signal relay"? Bestie, that's not a tech stackโ€”that's a word salad generator having a fever dream. The best part? It's been running for THREE DAYS and this guy has NO IDEA how to stop it. Like watching someone accidentally summon a demon and then just... leaving it there. Sales was indeed the right career path, Josh. Engineering would've been a bloodbath.

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