The Three Perspectives Of Programming Reality

Content STACK OVERFLOW: INVENTED IN 2008 PROGRAMMERS IN 2007:

Content When you can't find an example of code to steal from stack overflow Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

Content Optimist The glass is half full Pessimist I stackoverflow The glass is half empty Closed as subiective

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The modern software development lifecycle: pour some StackOverflow solutions and GitHub snippets into your old project, call it a new web app, and hope nobody notices the coffee stains. Who needs original code when you can just recycle the same 5 functions you've been using since 2015? The "pour and pray" method is basically 90% of web development at this point. Bonus points if you rename a few variables to make it look like you actually wrote something new.

Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and vou'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may " Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself ProdrammerHumor.io