The Three Perspectives Of Programming Reality

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of Stack Overflow in one image! 😂 While optimists see their code glass as "half full" and pessimists see it as "half empty," Stack Overflow users are in a league of their own - marking your innocent question as "CLOSED AS SUBJECTIVE" faster than you can say "help me please!" The brutal reality of posting anything remotely opinion-based only to have the coding police swoop in with their mighty close votes. Your desperate plea for help? DENIED! Not specific enough, too broad, or heaven forbid—a duplicate from 2009! The emotional damage is REAL!