Roadmaps Are A Scam

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Your elegant 20-line function at the top (the cat) vs the absolute monstrosity of dependencies it requires to run (the overloaded truck). That tiny NPM package you installed? Surprise! It just downloaded half the internet into your node_modules folder. Your hard drive is crying, your CI pipeline is timing out, and somewhere a data center is spinning up another server just to store your "hello world" app. And you're still missing that ONE dependency that actually matters.

Content PROGRAMING A SMALL TOOL ADDING MULTITHREADINGTO NCREASE PERFORMANCE THE RESULTS OFTHE PROGRAMMARE WRONG STOPS WORKING ENTIRELY

The ancient Egyptians built massive, geometrically precise pyramids that have lasted thousands of years, and here we are wondering how they managed without git commit -m "moved stone block #4,392 up ramp" . Imagine the merge conflicts when two teams tried to build the same corner! No pull requests, no branches, just pure chaos. And when something went wrong? No git reset --hard to save you - that stone block is staying exactly where you dropped it, buddy. The pharaoh probably had the ancient equivalent of "It works on my tomb" syndrome.

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