Roadmaps Are A Scam

The ULTIMATE act of professional compassion! There you are, half-dead inside, nodding along in the daily stand-up like some deranged bobblehead while the project manager drones on about "timeline expectations" and "deliverables." Your code is on fire, your deadline was yesterday, and you haven't slept since Obama was president—but heaven FORBID the project manager experiences a nanosecond of emotional discomfort! The sheer THEATRICS of pretending to understand what they're saying when you're mentally calculating how many cups of coffee it would take to code for 72 hours straight. It's not lying, it's MERCY!

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Ah yes, the anatomically accurate ChatGPT brain - a couple of smooth pink blobs with absolutely zero wrinkles. Just hover over those non-existent brain areas for more non-existent information. Turns out all those billions of parameters are stored in what appears to be a 3D render someone made during their first Blender tutorial. Neural networks? More like neural balloons.

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