Roadmaps Are A Scam

Your brain at 3 AM is the ULTIMATE BETRAYER! There you are, desperately trying to catch some Z's before another day of debugging hell, when your traitorous brain decides it's the PERFECT moment to contemplate the Stack Overflow homepage layout! NOT the solution to world hunger, NOT your crush's phone number, but the EXACT SHADE OF ORANGE on those upvote buttons! And suddenly you're WIDE AWAKE wondering if the navbar has changed since yesterday. Sleep? Who needs it when you can mentally reconstruct a website you've visited 47 times today already?!

The eternal cosmic joke of programming! Your code doesn't work? You spend HOURS debugging, questioning your entire existence, wondering if you should've become a sheep farmer instead. Then suddenly—IT WORKS! But instead of celebrating, you're sitting there, squinting suspiciously at your screen, utterly OFFENDED that it's functioning without explanation! THE AUDACITY of code to work mysteriously is the greatest betrayal known to developer-kind. No closure. No answers. Just the haunting question that will follow you into your dreams: WHY???

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Ah, the sweet innocence of AI coding assistants. You ask them to fix one simple bug, and they happily fly away while your codebase explodes in the background. Twenty years in this industry and I've learned one truth: the only thing more dangerous than a junior dev with admin access is an AI confidently "helping" your code. The smug little face says it all - "My work here is done!" Meanwhile, you're left explaining to the product manager why the login button now launches nuclear missiles. Classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

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