AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
Bash
C++
Cloud
Csharp
Regular people: casually rake their way through two simple steps and call it a day.
Software engineers: navigate an Olympic-level obstacle course that includes HR screening (where they ask if you're a "culture fit"), developer interviews (where mid-level devs grill you about obscure edge cases they Googled 5 minutes ago), technical interviews (invert a binary tree while explaining the philosophical implications of Big O notation), and THEN get rejected because you used a for-loop instead of recursion.
The best part? After clearing this parkour nightmare, they'll still ask for 5 years of experience in a framework that's been around for 3 years. The hiring process has more stages than a SpaceX rocket launch, and about the same success rate.
