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Santa really said "BE REALISTIC" and then proceeded to ask the most DEVASTATING follow-up question in the history of Christmas wishes. Kid wants a dragon? Sure, let's talk specs! Bug-free, well-documented, AND readable code? In the SAME codebase? Might as well ask for a unicorn that poops gold while you're at it. The punchline hits different when you realize the kid's answer of "green" is probably the ONLY realistic requirement in this entire conversation. At least dragons come in green. Bug-free code? That's pure fantasy, my friend. Santa's out here teaching harsh life lessons about software development one Christmas at a time.

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The emotional ROLLERCOASTER of coding in one glorious image! That needle swinging wildly between "I'm a god" and "I'm a useless piece of shit" is basically every developer's hourly mood swing. One minute you're solving an impossible bug and feeling like you should be given the Nobel Prize in Computer Science (which doesn't even exist but SHOULD for you specifically), and the next minute your code crashes because you forgot a semicolon and suddenly you're questioning your entire career choice and wondering if you should just become a goat farmer instead. The metronome of programmer self-esteem waits for NO ONE!

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