Please Spare Me From Having To Touch That Shit I Wrote Back Then

documentation Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code maintenance Spaghetti code Code horror Variable naming

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Please Spare Me From Having To Touch That Shit I Wrote Back Then

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The box of horrors that contains your legacy code from 2 years ago. You'd rather lose a limb than have to maintain that spaghetti nightmare you wrote when you were "just getting it to work." Nothing induces more existential dread than having to revisit your own documentation-free code with variable names like 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalVersionForReal'. The code still runs somehow, but touch it and the entire system implodes. Your past self is your current self's worst enemy.

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