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Remember when coding meant wrestling with assembly and reading manuals thicker than your college textbook? Those 70s programmers didn't have Stack Overflow to cry on—they had biceps from carrying documentation and nightmares about memory allocation. Fast forward to modern times where we're practically coddled by interpreters that say "Aww, you forgot a semicolon? No worries, I'll pretend I didn't see that." The hardest thing we do now is decide which framework to abandon next month. Every time I have to touch low-level code, I silently thank the buff psychopaths who came before us. They weren't programmers—they were digital blacksmiths forging code with their bare hands.

Oh. My. God. Daily standups have officially transcended into the SPIRITUAL REALM! 👻 The Scrum Master, desperately channeling the ghost of Tim through Microsoft Teams, while the rest of us sit in this UNHOLY SÉANCE pretending we care if Tim fixed that bug from yesterday. Honey, Tim isn't "experiencing audio issues" - he's LITERALLY ASTRAL PROJECTING to avoid this meeting! The candles aren't for ambiance - they're for SUMMONING THE SPIRIT OF PRODUCTIVITY that died three sprints ago! 💀

Ah, the classic "server room at 3 AM" look. DeepSeek's AI model just discovered that content filtering is expensive when you're processing 50 million prompts about politically sensitive topics. Nothing says "unexpected AWS bill" quite like a man contemplating his life choices while his GPU instances burn through cash faster than a startup with free lunch perks. The cloud cost optimization meeting is going to be... interesting.

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