PhD In Theory, Intern In Practice

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Same word, two entirely different emotional states. Biology majors get excited studying fascinating creatures with exoskeletons and compound eyes. Meanwhile, CS majors stare into the abyss of undefined behavior with thousand-yard stares, wondering why their code that worked perfectly yesterday suddenly decided to implode today. The only thing evolving in our code is the bugs—they're getting smarter while we're losing sanity.

Content It doesn't matter what machine, OS, programming language etc you use. You like it? Congratulations! But if you feel superior about it and make others feel lowbad for using something else. You are a piece of shit, we are all trying to live here and earn and have a peaceful life. Don't be a dick. Let people do what they want and be happy. made with mematic

Ah yes, the classic indie game developer success story! $4 in Steam revenue after pouring your heart, soul, and 2,000 hours into your passion project. That retirement villa in Tuscany might need to wait a few centuries. The best part? That little "$0" for in-game sales is just the chef's kiss on this financial masterpiece. Nothing says "I've made it" quite like earning less than a cup of coffee after months of development. But hey, at least you can frame that first $4 and tell people you're "technically a professional game developer" now!

The smugness is palpable! Flynn Rider here represents the web dev who's convinced native apps are dinosaurs heading for extinction. Meanwhile, native devs are quietly enjoying their superior performance, offline capabilities, and battery efficiency while the web stack changes completely every six months. Sure, web tech is "everywhere" - just like that restaurant with 2-star reviews. It's there, but do you really want it? The irony is that this meme was probably viewed on a native app because the web version crashed.

The endless language wars, distilled into a perfect four-panel takedown. First three panels show devs smugly defending their chosen tribe - Python zealots with their "readability", C++ purists flexing their memory management muscles, and Java devs strutting around with their enterprise credentials. Then the fourth panel drops the bomb: the polyglot dev who's mastered multiple languages looking at everyone like they're fighting over which crayon tastes best. After 15 years in the trenches, I've learned the hard truth - the best language is whatever solves the problem without making you want to throw your laptop out the window. Everything else is just programmer peacocking.