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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this meme! 🤣 Each programming control structure represented by its perfect power cord equivalent: • if-else chains : Multiple dongles hanging off your laptop like some desperate octopus trying to connect to EVERYTHING • switch : A literal power SWITCH with multiple outlets (I mean, come ON with that perfection!) • while(True) : A power strip connected TO ITSELF in an infinite loop that would make your electrical inspector have a stroke • foreach : Power strips daisy-chained along the wall like some kind of electricity conga line • try : That chaotic rat's nest of cables we ALL have somewhere but pretend we don't • catch : A circuit breaker ready to save your entire house from burning down when your code inevitably fails And we all know that "Build Skip Tests" means we're bypassing ALL these safety measures anyway! Who needs error handling when you have deadlines?!

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Content Randolph West S randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-p" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17 Proar

Who needs therapy when you can just start another side project that will consume your entire existence for three weeks before being abandoned in GitHub purgatory? The rush of creating something new is the ultimate dopamine hit—cheaper than therapy, but with the added bonus of 2AM debugging sessions and existential crises about your coding abilities. The crowd rushing toward "Yet Another Hobby Coding Project" instead of actual therapy is just *chef's kiss* relatable. We're all just one npm install away from emotional stability, right?

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