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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of claiming ChatGPT as your programming language! 😱 This is like saying "I'm a chef" because you can microwave a Hot Pocket! The sheer DRAMA of getting choked out by your fellow developers for the coding equivalent of saying you're fluent in Google Translate! The modern developer's existential crisis in three acts: claim to be a programmer, name AI as your language, get absolutely DEMOLISHED by the programming community. Chef's kiss to whoever made this masterpiece of tech industry trauma.

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Spending millions on security infrastructure only to have your credentials set to "admin/admin" is like installing a bank vault door on a cardboard box. The CISO's horrified face says it all - watching that fancy security castle crumble because someone couldn't be bothered to use a password manager. It's the corporate equivalent of installing a state-of-the-art home security system but leaving your spare key under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to it.

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver Please remember, every bit of shitty code we all upload to GitHub helps throw off the ML bots trying to learn how to code just a little bit longer. Be sure to do your part in staving off Skynet. 1:57 am 17 Mar 20 TweetDeck

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