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Now We Are Talking

Algorithms Math Programming

1 month ago 54.2M views 0 shares

Now We Are Talking

When your algorithm goes from O(n³) polynomial time to O(10⁸⁹⁷n²·⁹⁹⁹⁹ + 3⁵⁵lg²³(n)), theoretical CS folks suddenly think you've achieved something groundbreaking. Because nothing screams "publishable research" like taking a simple cubic complexity and turning it into an absolute monstrosity of exponential and logarithmic terms that would make your CPU weep. Sure, O(n³) is "unpublishable" because it's too straightforward, but slap on some ridiculous exponents and suddenly you're conference-paper material. The best part? Both are probably still slower than just using a hash map.

PhD In Theory, Intern In Practice

Programming Algorithms

1 year ago 308.3K views 1 shares

PhD In Theory, Intern In Practice

Nothing quite like watching someone with 8 years of academic research flex their theoretical knowledge while completely freezing up when asked to write a simple for-loop. The industry's full of these theoretical gymnasts who can explain quantum computing algorithms but struggle with Git basics. Meanwhile, the bootcamp grad who's been coding for 6 months is shipping features like it's nothing. The classic theory-practice gap in computer science is wider than the average developer's monitor setup.