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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Productivity killer Memes

Posts tagged with Productivity killer

The Perfect Timing Algorithm

Windows AI Microsoft Programming
1 month ago 62.1K views 0 shares
The Perfect Timing Algorithm
Ah, Microsoft's "advanced AI" for Windows updates - apparently trained on the principle of maximum inconvenience. That code snippet reveals their sophisticated algorithm: if(user.isDoingStuff() && user.hasUnsavedWork()) { update(); } It's like they hired a team of sadists with computer science degrees. "Hey Bob, when should we force updates?" "I dunno, maybe when they're frantically trying to finish something important with a deadline in 5 minutes?" The only thing smoother about these updates is how smoothly they destroy your productivity. Microsoft's version of "AI" is just "Aggravating Interruptions."

Peer Programming At Its Finest

Programming Agile Debugging Testing
2 months ago 85.8K views 0 shares
Peer Programming At Its Finest
Nothing destroys your coding flow quite like someone hovering over your shoulder. Suddenly that function you've written 50 times becomes an impossible puzzle, your fingers forget keyboard shortcuts, and you start second-guessing variable names you've used since 2009. The bear's face says it all โ€“ "I was catching fish just fine until you showed up with your 'helpful suggestions' and now I'm questioning if I even know how to swim."

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