Optimisation

OMG THE ABSOLUTE TRAUMA OF IT ALL! 😭 One microscopic comma in the wrong place and suddenly your beautiful code masterpiece transforms into an incomprehensible disaster! Your compiler throws a tantrum worthy of a toddler denied candy, spewing error messages in what might as well be ancient Sumerian. And the worst part? You'll spend THREE HOURS hunting down that missing semicolon only to find it was a comma all along! The literary world forgives typos, but programming languages? Those unforgiving syntax dictators will watch you BURN for daring to misplace a single punctuation mark! The sheer AUDACITY of computers to not just understand what we OBVIOUSLY meant!

Content Anakin programming C-3PO to understand a language spoken only by a primitive tribe on an obscure forest moon

Content Do you have protection? HTTPS: We are already protected, baby 6 HITPS:

Content When your code works on the first try: Why are you running?

Content Not only does ChatGPT generate some (copy-pasteable) code, but it also explains what the code is doing, which can be especially helpful if you're new to the language. CODERS: THEY TOOK ER JOBS!

The eternal battle between sophisticated debugging tools and the humble print statement. When faced with a complex bug, we all pretend we'll use those fancy debuggers with breakpoints and stack traces. Then reality hits and we're just throwing print("test") statements everywhere like a medieval knight charging into battle with nothing but a shield and pure audacity. Sure, IDEs offer us the programming equivalent of nuclear weapons, but sometimes you just want to stab the problem with a pointy stick and see what leaks out. The simplest solution is often the most reliable—especially when you're on your 5th coffee and deadline was yesterday.