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Content Others: why do you always use i,j variabes in loops? Programmers: IT'S THE LAW

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Ah, the exclusive "VibeCon" conference where the only attendees are you, yourself, and your localhost. That registration URL (127.0.0.1:8080) is literally pointing to your own computer—meaning this "world's largest vibe coding conference" is just you in pajamas debugging your side project. The cherry on top? It's posted by an account called "HTML Is A Programming Language" with the handle "@java_is_javascript"—which is like wearing a shirt that says "I enjoy chaos" to a meetup of computer science professors. Future date too—classic developer optimism. "Yeah, I'll definitely have this app working by 2025."

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Junior developer: "How do I remember what my code does?" Senior developer: "That's the neat part. You don't." The true hallmark of experience isn't perfect memory—it's the calm acceptance that you'll inevitably forget everything you write. That's why we have comments, documentation, and git blame. The senior's mustache contains more wisdom than all of StackOverflow combined.

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper Every now and then, ping one of your competitor's websites using an IE6 VM. Keep them on their toes. 72418, 4:57 AM 760 Retweets 2,536 Likes