Not Enough

You know you've made it as a developer when your hourly rate depends on how much vibe checking is involved. The pricing escalates beautifully from "I code manually" at $500 (peasant work, apparently) to a whopping $8000 for "YOU vibe code, I review"—where you basically get paid to judge someone else's vibes while they frantically type away.

The genius here is the exponential price increase based on involvement level. Watching someone code? $800. Advising? $1000. But flip the script and have them vibe while you review? That's premium consulting territory at $8000. It's the ultimate passive income strategy: let the client do all the work while you nod sagely and occasionally say "hmm, interesting approach."

The real kicker is that "vibe coding" has somehow become a legitimate billable service. We've gone from writing actual code to monetizing our mere presence and energy in the room. Senior developer energy is expensive, folks.