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Someone wants to overload the == operator for value comparison instead of reference comparison. Java, being Java, has a complete meltdown because that would be "abuse." Meanwhile, C++ just shrugs and says "go ahead" when asked about overloading the & operator to nuke an object's internal data. Java protects you from yourself by refusing operator overloading entirely. C++ hands you a loaded footgun and a blindfold, then walks away whistling. One language thinks you're a child who can't be trusted with scissors. The other assumes you're a responsible adult who definitely won't use operator overloading to create cursed abominations that make code reviewers weep. Spoiler: C++ is wrong about you being responsible.

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Ah, the classic programming language bait-and-switch! You sign up for Python tutorials expecting friendly curly braces and semicolons, but instead get actual reptiles attending your lecture. The snakes are probably wondering why the whiteboard doesn't explain proper basking techniques. This is what happens when you Google "Python tutorial" without SafeSearch on. One snake is even watching a laptop - probably checking Stack Overflow for how to properly swallow prey that's wider than your head. Indentation errors suddenly seem like the least of your problems.

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The most beautiful lie in software development: "I'll fix this bug in an hour." Sure, buddy. The first panel shows the hopeful optimism we all start with—pure delusion in its natural habitat. The second panel reveals the harsh reality that six hours later, you're still debugging the same issue while your project manager keeps checking in. That "simple fix" turned into a rabbit hole of dependency issues, undocumented edge cases, and questioning your entire career choice. Time estimation in programming follows its own non-Euclidean geometry where 1 hour = ∞.