Not All Heroes Wear Suits: Find The Programmer

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Not All Heroes Wear Suits: Find The Programmer

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Easiest "Where's Waldo" ever created! The programmer is clearly the one person dressed like they rolled out of bed at 2pm, wearing shorts, a t-shirt with some obscure reference, and sporting that magnificent hair that hasn't seen a brush since the last code review. While everyone else dressed for an actual workplace, our hero dressed for what truly matters: comfort during those 12-hour debugging sessions. The correlation between coding skill and formal attire has always been inversely proportional. The more casual the developer, the more terrifying their git commit history.

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