no disrespect to java

Content Me beginning a new project: I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father Me 40 hours in fixing bugs: I want to be free of this pain.

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TypeScript promises type safety but then gives us the any type - basically a backdoor that lets you smuggle in whatever garbage you want. The cat's horrified expression is every senior dev watching junior devs slap any on everything to make TypeScript errors go away. "TypeScript: JS with syntax for types" *looks inside* "any" - congratulations, you've defeated the entire purpose of using TypeScript in the first place!

Content I don't need to write clean code. This is just the proof of concept. Once I know for sure this solution will work, will go back and clean this mess up. Well it works better than I anticipated and my boss wants it deployed ASAP. Maybe I'II rewrite it once it's been in prod for a few months.

Content me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework i solved

Whoever invented timezones has a special place reserved in developer hell. Nothing breaks your soul quite like debugging why your app works perfectly in California but crashes in Tokyo at exactly 3PM. I've spent entire sprints fixing date-related bugs only to have some PM go "but what about daylight savings?" and watch my will to live evaporate. If I could time travel, I wouldn't kill Hitler - I'd find the timezone inventor and show them my git blame history.