New To Programming, What Language Should I Learn With These Specs?

The joke here is statistical illiteracy meets programming career advice. The person took an online IQ test, scored 80 (below average), but somehow thinks they're in the top 90.88% (which actually means bottom 10%). The site hilariously claims they'd be smarter than just 91 people in a room of 1000.

The title "New To Programming, What Language Should I Learn With These Specs?" is the punchline - implying that someone who can't understand basic percentiles is ready to dive into coding. It's the perfect setup for the classic programming forum question: "What language should I learn first?" when the real issue is much more fundamental.

For anyone who's spent time in programming communities, this hits close to home. The number of people who skip past basic math/logic and jump straight to "which framework is hottest right now?" is too damn high!