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None Of Us Are Really Programmers

None Of Us Are Really Programmers
Behold the DEVASTATING moment someone tries to sound smart about programming languages vs scripting languages—only to be ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED by a simple question about array functions! 💀 The audacity to make grand philosophical statements about language classifications when you can't even answer if your precious language has a built-in function to check if an array contains a value?! HONEY, PLEASE! That's like claiming you're a master chef but not knowing how to boil water! The driver's face in that last panel is literally all of us witnessing this train wreck. And they say imposter syndrome isn't real? THIS is why we all feel like frauds sometimes!

There's Something Called Git

There's Something Called Git
Someone just reinvented Git while lamenting 4 months of lost work. It's like watching someone suggest we should invent the wheel right after their cart broke down. The real horror isn't the lost code—it's realizing there's an entire generation of developers who think "version control" is just hitting Ctrl+S more aggressively when things get scary. Pro tip: If your deployment strategy is "pray nothing breaks," you're gonna have a bad time.

Learning A New Language

Learning A New Language
Oh the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of programming education! 😱 The instructor is having a full-on meltdown because some cocky student wants to skip the sacred "Hello World" ritual! HOW DARE THEY?! The student thinks they're sooooo clever with their "I already know how to print text, let's move on" attitude. HONEY, NO! 💅 That's like saying you can perform heart surgery because you know how to use a knife to cut vegetables! The instructor's rage is simply *chef's kiss* - the embodiment of every programming teacher who's died inside watching students try to build Netflix clones before they can even declare a variable. The fundamentals aren't just important, they're your LIFELINE in this cruel coding world!