Never Do Early Morning Coding

That 4AM code hits different when you're running on pure caffeine and delusion. In the moment, you're basically an architectural genius building the Taj Mahal of functions—elegant, majestic, revolutionary. Then morning comes and you realize you've essentially created a lizard eating a sandcastle. The logic still technically works, but now you're questioning every life choice that led you to write a nested ternary operator inside a recursive function that somehow calls itself through three different callback functions.

Sleep-deprived coding is just your brain's way of saying "let's get creative" while simultaneously forgetting what semicolons are for. You'll write variable names like thingDoer2ElectricBoogaloo and think it's perfectly reasonable documentation.