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The fragile ego of developers is on full display here. We all pretend we want "constructive feedback" on our code, but the second someone suggests our beautifully crafted 300-line function might work better as five smaller ones, we're secretly dying inside. Nothing quite like spending three days on a feature only to have some senior dev casually mention "this could be a one-liner" in the PR comments. I've been on both sides of this equation for 15 years and still haven't figured out how to take criticism without mentally drafting my resignation letter.

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Content AND THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE BOARD IS THE NEW JAVA DEVELOPER WHO YOU'VE SUNK ALL YOUR FAITH, TRUST, AND RESOURCES INTO TO RE WRITE OUR SYSTEM AND SAVE THE COMPANY! WH-WHAT WAS TOLD THIS WAS A JAVASCRIPT POSITION

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The corporate world's obsession with AI has reached peak absurdity. Top image: CEO strutting around with sunglasses, basking in the glory of launching "the next revolutionary AI code editor" that probably just autocompletes semicolons. Bottom image: The actual dev team proudly showcasing their groundbreaking innovation—a new theme, one lonely extension, and the same VS Code we've been using since forever. Because why fix what's profitable when you can just slap "AI" on the marketing slides and watch the venture capital roll in?