One Typo And You Are In Intellisense Nirvana

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One Typo And You Are In Intellisense Nirvana

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The eternal dance of trying to type return while Intellisense watches your every keystroke like a hawk. You start with re, thinking you're on the right track, then add tu and rn... but that final keystroke? That's where dreams die. One misplaced finger and suddenly you're not exiting a function—you're apparently opening a RestaurantMenu class that you didn't even know existed in your codebase. The sheer joy on Intellisense's face (right side) compared to your growing frustration (left side) perfectly captures that moment when your IDE decides it knows better than you what you're trying to type. And of course, it's always when you're in a hurry or showing code to someone else that your IDE decides to showcase its comedic timing.

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