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Y'All Are Gonna Hate Me For This, But It'S The Truth

Y'All Are Gonna Hate Me For This, But It'S The Truth
So apparently the future of coding is just naming functions like you're writing a novel and letting Copilot/ChatGPT do the heavy lifting. The function name divideMp4IntoNSegmentsOfLengthT() is so descriptive it basically is the documentation, and boom—the AI autocompletes an entire ffmpeg command that would've taken you 30 minutes of Stack Overflow archaeology to piece together. The controversial take here? Maybe we're entering an era where understanding the actual implementation matters less than being good at prompt engineering your function names. It's like pair programming, except your partner is an AI that never takes coffee breaks and doesn't judge your variable naming conventions. The real kicker is that this actually works surprisingly well for glue code and CLI wrangling. Just don't ask the AI to implement a red-black tree from scratch—it'll confidently give you something that compiles but has the time complexity of O(n²) when you sneeze.

iOS App For Honey Extension

iOS App For Honey Extension
Someone reverse-engineered the Honey browser extension (you know, the "coupon finder" that supposedly saves you money) and found some... interesting code. The highlighted sections show tracking events being sent with coupon data, and then there's a function literally called maybeShowUserShare() . Not "definitely protect user privacy" or "ask for consent" - just maybe show the user you're sharing their data. The function name is doing some heavy lifting here. It's like naming a function maybeStealYourWallet() and acting surprised when people get upset. The code is sending analytics events with coupon codes and tracking whether coupons were applied - all that juicy e-commerce data that's worth its weight in affiliate commission gold. Nothing says "trustworthy" quite like discovering the free money-saving tool you installed is potentially monetizing your shopping habits without being super transparent about it. But hey, at least the developer was honest enough to use "maybe" in the function name. That's more transparency than most privacy policies give you.

Naming Is Important

Naming Is Important
Developers rejecting the verbose validateDate() in favor of the pun-tastic valiDate() is peak naming culture. When you spend 8 hours coding and 6 hours thinking of clever function names that'll make your colleagues exhale slightly harder through their noses during code review. The real validation we seek is from our peers, not our dates.

Both Make Sense In Different Contexts

Both Make Sense In Different Contexts
The eternal holy war of naming conventions. Left side: snake_case with verb-first style (a Java dev's nightmare). Right side: Hungarian notation with noun-first approach (makes Python devs twitch uncontrollably). Both perfectly valid until you try to collaborate with literally anyone else, at which point your git history becomes a battlefield of reformatting commits. The real question isn't tabs vs spaces—it's whether your function names read like English sentences or technical manuals.

String Splitting: Elegant To Explosive

String Splitting: Elegant To Explosive
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of programming languages to name their string-splitting functions with such DRAMA! 💅 Java's all proper and boring with its lowercase split() - just SCREAMS "I have a CS degree and iron my jeans." 🙄 Then C# struts in wearing a TUXEDO with that capital S in Split() like "I'm basically Java but with STANDARDS, darling." ✨ But PHP? HONEY! PHP chose VIOLENCE with explode() because apparently splitting strings isn't DRAMATIC enough! Why divide when you can DETONATE?! The function literally TERRORIZES your strings into submission! I. CAN'T. EVEN. 💣