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Content Programmers, Stop Using Primitives. Use Civilized. Primitives, such as int and boolean, may have been useful in the early days of programming, but they lack sophistication and elegance. It's time for a change. For example, why use plain boolean when you can use Gentleman? The Gentleman type is a refined approach to knowledge, with values of true being "Quite so" and false being "I beg your pardon?" . This adds a touch of class to your code. Here are other suggestions, if I may. Instead of char, use Littera Instead of struct, use Aedificium Instead of int x 3; , Use Numerus X 3 est. ProdrammerHumor io

Content Kristin Livdahl klivdahl OMFG My 10 year old just asked Alexa on our Echo for a challenge and this is what she said. I ATT Wi-Fi 3:40 PM 31 0 ? Activity Voice History Tell me a challenge to do Here's something I found on the web. According to ourcommunitynow.com: The challenge is simple: plug in a phone charger about halfway into a wall outlet, then touch a penny to the exposed prongs. LEARN MORE ON OURCOMMUNITYNOW.COM More Timer set for 00:20:00

Content CodeTinkerer 13h What does your program do? Reply callimx 13h System.out.printIn("Hello, world!") BreadlsNeverFreeBoy 13h Where is semicolon semicolonatwork 13h , 2 Awards mind your own fucking business 4 49 J 4 217 J 4 111 4 374 J

Romance is cute and all, but have you ever spent 96 hours straight hunting down a missing semicolon? That compiler error keeping you up at night, chugging energy drinks while your bloodshot eyes scan 2,000 lines of code for the fifth time. And then—at hour 97—you find it hiding between two perfectly innocent statements. The sweet relief is better than any relationship could ever be. Until the next syntax error shows up tomorrow.

Reading a C++ book be like: "Hey remember those 5 special member functions we spent 300 pages teaching you to implement perfectly? Yeah, forget all that. Just use the Rule of Zero." Nothing says modern C++ like spending weeks mastering destructors, copy constructors, and move semantics only to discover you should've avoided them entirely by using smart pointers and STL containers. The emotional damage on page 320 is immeasurable. Thanks for the warning after I've already developed carpal tunnel implementing the Rule of Five manually.