Name Hijacking

Naming conventions Project naming Seo Marketing vs developers Project management Branding Software development Random names Tech startups

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9 months ago 158,083 views 0 shares

Name Hijacking

naming-conventions-memes, project-naming-memes, developer-humor-memes, seo-memes, marketing-vs-developers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Spent two weeks crafting the perfect project name with SEO keywords, domain availability, and brand potential. Then some dev swoops in and names it "Potato" because "it just felt right." Now we're stuck explaining to investors why our revolutionary fintech solution is called "Potato." Classic. The marketing team is currently in the corner, quietly sobbing into their brand guidelines.

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