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Still Can't Do It Manually

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1 month ago 130,449,347 views 1 shares

Still Can't Do It Manually

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Everyone's out here hyping AI like it's going to revolutionize everything, and here I am using a table layout library just to center a div. You know what's truly dystopian? Not the robot uprising—it's the fact that after decades of CSS evolution, we still need external dependencies to do basic alignment. Flexbox? Grid? Never heard of her. Just give me that sweet, sweet margin: 0 auto copium and let me live in denial.

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