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Content Chirasul chirasul since we're having a baby in a couple months, the discord is discussing parenting life hacks Chirasul Todayat 2.31 PM give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number. when they receive their SS, they're value is reset automatically to O. now take back that dollar. baby now has a negative value; the social security buffer cant handle a negative number so it immediately flips around to the highest 32-bit integer, letting your baby start life with 2,147,483,647

Nothing kills the startup vibes faster than your first AWS bill showing up like a final boss. You're out here "vibing" with your minimal viable product, feeling like the next unicorn, deploying with reckless abandon because cloud resources are "scalable" and "pay-as-you-go." Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception when you realize "pay-as-you-go" means you're actually... paying. For every single thing. That auto-scaling you set up? Yeah, it scaled. Your database that you forgot to shut down in three different regions? Still running. That S3 bucket storing your cat memes for "testing purposes"? $$$. The sunglasses coming off is the perfect representation of that moment when you check your billing dashboard and suddenly understand why enterprise companies have entire teams dedicated to cloud cost optimization. Welcome to adulthood, where your code runs in the cloud but your bank account runs on fumes.

Content I love data structures and algorithms Okay, then name one sorting algorithm Array .Sort? That's on me, I set the foobar too low.

Content Never ask a functional programmer what a monad is Worst mistake of mv life

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Content Tired Of working On BAD SERVER Can't wait to get home and work on GOOD SERVER