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HOLY MOTHER OF INDENTATION! 😱 Mom just accidentally discovered the most brutal code review technique ever invented! "Not properly aligned to the left" is the kind of savage feedback that would make senior engineers WEEP into their mechanical keyboards! The sheer AUDACITY of questioning our six-figure salaries for "random English words and fancy colors" when we've spent YEARS perfecting the art of staring at a screen until our eyeballs bleed! Mothers truly are the ultimate QA engineers - cutting straight through our technical jargon to expose the emperor's new clothes. If companies replaced their entire code review process with "show it to your mom," we'd probably ship better products AND save billions in technical debt!

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