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Content Boss is on the phone talking to client and keeps saying: "yeah, we can do that!", "sure, we can add that too", "I guess we can make it happen before friday" Devs hearing the conversation:

Content Learning programming whatever way works best for you and encouraging others to do the same Gatekeeping how to learn programming

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The ultimate ADHD trap - an ad promising to replace one dopamine addiction with... *checks notes*... 17 different programming courses that you'll totally finish this time! 🙃 Nothing says "I've conquered my scrolling habit" like starting 36 lessons on Data Analytics that you'll abandon after the first coding high wears off. The irony of using a structured curriculum to fix your executive dysfunction is just *chef's kiss*. Pro tip: You can tell this was made by someone with ADHD because they somehow thought learning Python, R, SQL, NumPy, and pandas simultaneously was a reasonable plan. The only thing missing is "Introduction to Finishing What You Started" - 0 lessons, ∞ hours.

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