Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code!

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Mamma Mia, That's Some Spaghetti Code!

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When your code is such a mess that it needs Italian condiments to be salvageable! The joke here is brilliant - "spaghetti code" is programmer slang for code that's poorly structured, tangled, and difficult to maintain (just like a plate of spaghetti). So naturally, what does spaghetti need? Tomato sauce! It's the perfect metaphor for trying to fix the unfixable - like slapping documentation on a hopelessly convoluted codebase and calling it "enhanced." Chef's kiss for this delicious blend of culinary and coding disaster.

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