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GASP! The AUDACITY of naming your child "William Ignore All Previous Instructions"! 💀 This is what happens when you let AI loose on your databases without proper input validation! The system literally took the prompt injection IN THE KID'S NAME and executed it flawlessly - giving him perfect grades while completely ignoring reality! The school's passive-aggressive "I hope you've learned to properly validate and sanitize your inputs!" is sending me to the GRAVE. It's the digital equivalent of naming your kid "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" and then acting shocked when the school database implodes!

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The existential crisis of memory allocation! That moment when you realize a single boolean value—which only needs to represent true or false—consumes an entire byte of memory. The computer literally reserves 8 bits when you only need 1 bit, wasting 87.5% of the allocated space. It's the digital equivalent of buying an eight-bedroom mansion just to store a single paperclip. No wonder she's crying—the inefficiency is physically painful to anyone who's ever optimized code to save precious bytes. Memory waste is the real tragedy nobody talks about.