Majority in this pic are Indians or Asians... coincidence??

When your doctor asks about mental illness in the family and you have to confess your brother uses Visual Studio as a text editor. The true insanity isn't just using a 10GB IDE to edit a 2KB file—it's waiting through that startup time when Notepad was right there . Launching Visual Studio to edit a simple text file is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing pond. Your RAM isn't crying, it's writing a suicide note.

Someone at Microsoft thought writing C code in PowerShell was a brilliant idea. That's like trying to perform brain surgery with a pizza cutter. The tab literally says "PowerShell" but they're writing C code with main() and argc/argv parameters—the terminal equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Microsoft finally upgrading the default terminal while developers everywhere scream internally at whoever created this promo image. Ten bucks says the person who made this screenshot has "proficient in C++" on their resume but thinks pointers are what you use to click things.

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