Majority in this pic are Indians or Asians... coincidence??

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The ancient art of software alchemy—transforming leaky pipes into decorative fountains! In the top panel, we see a horrified developer discovering water bursting from a pipe (labeled "Bug"). But in the bottom panel, that same leak has been gloriously rebranded as a majestic fountain (labeled "Feature"). This is basically the software development equivalent of saying "I meant to do that" after tripping in public. Can't fix that race condition? Congratulations, you've just invented "asynchronous result randomization." That memory leak? It's now "dynamic resource allocation exploration." The product manager will never know the difference!

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Copy-pasting code from tutorials is the developer equivalent of following a recipe that claims to be "easy" but somehow your soufflé still collapses. The teddy bear's shocked expression perfectly captures that moment of betrayal when you realize the tutorial author conveniently omitted mentioning their 17 environment variables, custom libraries, and the blood sacrifice to the coding gods they performed beforehand. It's that special kind of disappointment that can only be cured by beer and Stack Overflow.

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