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Content Her: Matlab is not a programming language My pants:

Content Al DURACELL if else Hutter

Content junior engineers Senior antineers

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of project managers questioning my PRECIOUS collection of 1000+ unused libraries! 💅 Listen, sweetheart, I don't come to YOUR desk and question why you have 47 Gantt charts for a project that was supposed to be done LAST YEAR. These libraries are my emotional support dependencies! Some developers collect stamps, I collect npm packages that I might use someday in that hypothetical perfect project that exists only in my dreams. And YES, our build time is 4 hours and our node_modules folder is larger than the known universe, but LOOK AT ALL THESE PRETTY PACKAGES! They're just sitting there... being neat! Is that a crime now?!

Content Oh The Gathering I'm just feeling real low I am Turing Complete Oh shit, for real?

THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! You spend your hard-earned cash on a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) to save your precious data from the electricity apocalypse, and what does it do? CRASHES DURING THE VERY POWER OUTAGE IT WAS BORN TO PROTECT YOU FROM! 😱 It's like hiring a bodyguard who faints at the first sign of danger. The sheer AUDACITY of this electronic Judas! That shocked Pikachu face is literally every developer watching their last 4 hours of unsaved work vanish into the digital abyss. Top 10 anime betrayals of all time!