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The Four Horsemen Of Software Estimation

Project management Software development Career progression Developer experience Engineering culture Tech leadership Software estimation

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The Four Horsemen Of Software Estimation

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The four horsemen of software estimation, ladies and gentlemen. The noob's blind optimism, the junior's attempt at padding, the senior's refusal to commit, and the principal engineer's existential crisis. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that the only accurate estimate is "it'll be done when it's done." And somehow management still expects us to plan quarterly roadmaps with precision. Magical thinking at its finest.

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