The Four Horsemen Of Software Estimation

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Content Randall Koutnik rkoutnik Follow V Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 1.8K 5.7K

The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!

LinkedIn's notification system: the ultimate developer tease. Getting excited about appearing in 367 searches only to realize those HR people and recruiters ghosted you faster than an uncaught exception. The classic tech industry paradox – somehow you're simultaneously "highly visible" and completely invisible. It's like having 100% test coverage but your app still crashes in production.

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