The Four Horsemen Of Software Estimation

Content you get a new teacher He's from another country He's from India He has a YouTube channel Ber Bernie Bern PRit

Content Image Prompt boopednose This is the installation wizard

Content XE X1 X X--1

Ah, the Linux purist paradox. Proudly declares "MS is bullshit" while mentioning they use Arch (because of course they do), but then gets absolutely triggered when asked about using GitHub (owned by Microsoft), VS Code (Microsoft's editor), or NPM (runs on Microsoft infrastructure). Nothing says "I have principles" quite like selectively applying them only when it doesn't inconvenience your workflow. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.

Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die

You know those brain-teaser interview questions that have nothing to do with the actual job? Yeah, this person gets it. The classic "three switches, one bulb" puzzle is the kind of thing interviewers love to throw at you to "test your problem-solving skills" while you're sitting there thinking about the 47 GitHub repos you could be contributing to instead. The savage response is chef's kiss—basically saying "I'd rather be literally anywhere else than solving your riddle that has zero relevance to whether I can write clean code or debug a production incident at 3 AM." Because let's be real, when was the last time you had to figure out which switch controls a light bulb in a separate room during a deployment? Spoiler: never. It's the perfect encapsulation of how broken tech interviews have become—asking candidates to solve puzzles that Einstein would find tedious instead of, you know, actually assessing their ability to do the job. But hey, at least it weeds out people who have better things to do with their time.