The Royal Proclamation Of PC Maintenance

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The Royal Proclamation Of PC Maintenance

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BEHOLD! The rarest of all developer achievements - actually cleaning one's PC! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of this frog gentleman to wait FOUR ENTIRE YEARS before removing the ancient dust civilizations thriving inside his machine! Meanwhile, my cooling fans have been screaming like they're auditioning for a metal band since 2019. The dramatic formal announcement just SENDS me - as if cleaning your computer deserves a royal proclamation with trumpets and confetti. Honestly, the dust bunnies probably had their own government and taxation system by then. Revolutionary!

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