Kyoto Train Station Has Zero Indexed Platforms

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Kyoto Train Station Has Zero Indexed Platforms

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Finally, a train station designed by programmers. While the rest of humanity insists on starting their platform numbers at 1 like absolute savages, Kyoto Train Station said "nah, we're doing this right" and went with Platform 0. Every developer who's ever had to explain why arrays start at 0 to a confused product manager just found their spiritual homeland. The Japanese really do think of everything—they've got bullet trains that arrive on the second, toilets that play music, and now platforms that actually make sense to anyone who's written a for loop. Meanwhile, the rest of the world's train stations are out here living in 1-indexed chaos like it's still the Middle Ages.

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