Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None

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Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this burn! 🔥 Full-stack developers are basically the theater kids of programming who proudly announce they can do EVERYTHING while secretly being mediocre at EVERYTHING. It's like claiming you're bilingual because you can say "hello" and "bathroom" in seven languages. The jack of all trades, master of absolutely none! That resume might say "full-stack" but what it really means is "I've watched tutorials for both React AND MongoDB." Diversifying your incompetence isn't a skill, honey!

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