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Content "Hello, World!" Considered Harmful - Here's Why. Reason 1: It might summon Gaia If you've been coding for more than a few days, you've probably seen the "Hello, World!" program. It's the first program that many people write when they learn a new programming language. But what many people don't know is that "Hello, World!" is actually a dangerous program. When you print out "Hello, World!", you're actually sending a message to Gaia, the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. She's been waiting for centuries for someone to speak to her. And when she hears your message, she might decide to wake up from her long sleep. And when Gaia wakes up, the world would be in trouble. She would be so angry at the way humans have treating her that she would probably destroys us all. So please, be careful when you write "Hello, World!". You never know who you might be summoning.

Ah, the classic "10-minute standup" that derails your entire morning. The first panel shows the innocent yellow bus of planned meeting time, but then some manager asks about weekend plans and BAM—your precious coding time gets obliterated like that bus getting demolished by the train. What was supposed to be a quick sync turns into a 45-minute discussion about Bob's fishing trip and Sarah's new sourdough starter. Meanwhile, your deployment deadline inches closer and your coffee gets colder. The sprint isn't the only thing that's being derailed here.

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