I Used The Infinite Loop To Stop The Infinite Looops

Oh look, another tech bro who thinks his AI startup is a special snowflake in an avalanche! The meme perfectly captures the delusion of every "visionary founder" who believes their AI solution will "disrupt the entire industry" while the actual industry is just a massive warehouse of identical Buzz Lightyear toys. Spoiler alert: your revolutionary algorithm is probably just another if-else statement wearing a neural network costume. The tech world doesn't need another "groundbreaking" AI startup that predicts which cat videos you'll watch next—it needs founders who understand that saying "we use AI" is about as unique as having a LinkedIn profile. Next time you want to disrupt something, try disrupting your own ego first!

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The evolution of dependency management excuses is just *chef's kiss*. First we pretend it's a calculated technical decision. Then we admit we're just lazy. But that final panel? Pure gold. "LLMs don't understand it yet" is the new "works on my machine." Nothing like blaming AI for your technical debt while your package.json looks like a digital archaeological dig site. Meanwhile, your junior dev is quietly running "npm audit fix" in production.

Content Your phone is now hacked, do exactly as I say and I'II remove the hack, if you don't then I'lI destroy your phone, if you try to block or report me I'll still destroy it, now send your age and a live face pic to prove you're real 6 minutes ago what kind of phone am I on, what OS? You have 30 seconds to send them before I destroy it 4 minutes ago You didn't answer my question I don't need to 4 minutes ago It's been more than 30 seconds Yup and it's getting destroyed. 2 minutes ago You didn't really plan ahead for people taking you up on your bullshit, did you? Yes, I just destroy it, you think I can't? Just now I'm still waiting on that Look I'm gonna go get some lunch, you have fun with hacking my phone Just copying all your content from it first Just now OK, sure You done yet? I mean it can't take that long I only have like 4 pictures on my phone and they're all of pigeons

Junior dev's daily struggle: facing three principal engineers in standup while trying to explain why your "quick fix" broke production. The mental gymnastics of convincing yourself you're the "extraordinary genius" while they pick apart your code that clearly violates every best practice known to mankind. Yet somehow, in your head, it's not even close—you're revolutionizing software development one undefined variable at a time.

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