It's All Goto? Always Has Been

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of these verification forms showing you the code right above the input boxes! Like, honey, if I can SEE the code, why in the name of all that is holy do I need to TYPE IT?! 🤦‍♀️ It's the digital equivalent of someone handing you a note that says "Please write down what this note says" while you're still holding the original note! Security theater at its most ridiculous! What's next? Asking me to screenshot the password and email it back for "extra verification"?!

That smug smile when you think you've finally squashed that nasty bug that's been haunting your codebase for days... only for QA to hit you with a stack of new tickets faster than you can say "regression testing." It's like playing Uno where you're about to win with your last card, and someone slaps you with a Draw 4. Back to the debugging mines we go! The circle of developer life continues.

The ultimate power move in software development: merging code directly to production on your last day. Nothing says "peace out" like bypassing all those pesky tests and code reviews when the consequences are officially Someone Else's Problem™. It's the digital equivalent of setting a dumpster fire and walking away in slow motion while putting on sunglasses. The best part? That serene smile knowing you'll be unreachable when the Slack notifications start exploding tomorrow.

The lead developer has ascended to mythical status. While you're still running 8GB and Chrome tabs like a game of resource management Jenga, this person apparently has DDR5 RAM. You know, the stuff that costs more than your monthly grocery budget. The rest of the team is out here swapping to disk like it's 2005, but the lead dev? They're living in the future, probably running Docker containers like they're free. DDR5 is the latest RAM standard that's faster and more expensive than DDR4, which means it's perfect for flexing on your coworkers. Nothing says "I'm important" quite like having hardware that doesn't freeze when you open your IDE, browser, Slack, and that one Electron app that somehow uses 4GB by itself.

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