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It's All Goto? Always Has Been

loops computer science Programming languages Code optimization Programming history Code structure Programming fundamentals Control flow Goto Compiler tricks

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It's All Goto? Always Has Been

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OMG THE HORROR! You mean to tell me that after years of learning fancy loops like while, for, do, and forEach, it was all just disguised goto statements the whole time?! 😱 The BETRAYAL! The DECEPTION! Our entire programming education has been one massive conspiracy theory! Next you'll tell me that object-oriented programming is just spicy procedural code and I will absolutely LOSE IT. My entire coding identity is SHATTERED. *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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