It's All Goto? Always Has Been

loops Goto Programming fundamentals Control flow Code structure Programming history Compiler tricks Programming languages computer science Code optimization

Programming Java Javascript Python Csharp

8 months ago 314,381 views 0 shares

It's All Goto? Always Has Been

loops-memes, goto-memes, programming-fundamentals-memes, control-flow-memes, code-structure-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OMG THE HORROR! You mean to tell me that after years of learning fancy loops like while, for, do, and forEach, it was all just disguised goto statements the whole time?! 😱 The BETRAYAL! The DECEPTION! Our entire programming education has been one massive conspiracy theory! Next you'll tell me that object-oriented programming is just spicy procedural code and I will absolutely LOSE IT. My entire coding identity is SHATTERED. *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

More Like This

Every "Can You Help Me Fix It" Guy's Code Be Like

Programming Webdev Debugging

8 months ago 190.0K views 0 shares

Every "Can You Help Me Fix It" Guy's Code Be Like

This code looks like it was written by someone who learned programming through a fever dream and a ouija board. The Arabic variable names mixed with deeply nested parentheses create a perfect storm of "please kill it with fire." It's the digital equivalent of opening your friend's fridge and finding a container labeled "DO NOT OPEN" from 2019. When someone sends you this asking "can you help me fix it?" the only appropriate response is to fake your own death and move to another country.

Kinda hard tho

Programming

3 years ago 57.4K views 0 shares

Kinda hard tho | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ANDER CROWDER const String mind; CHANGE MY MIND

I'm a binary manipulator

Programming

2 years ago 61.8K views 0 shares

I'm a binary manipulator | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Software engineer SILICON SORGERER

compiling same code and hopes to produce different results

Programming

1 year ago 54.8K views 0 shares

*compiling same code and hopes to produce different results* | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content People: being a programmer must have strong logical thinking My logical thinking as programmer: Fck! that should work

It really do be like that sometimes

Programming

3 years ago 53.1K views 0 shares

It really do be like that sometimes | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WHISPERING "FUCK ME PORNSTARS PROGRAMMERS

Xd

Programming

3 years ago 51.1K views 0 shares

XD | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 11yo me playing with drag drop code switch backdrop to MainBackground set timer to 60 repeat, unti timer Hakcer change timer by 1 switch backdrop to GameOver stop air when wait O secs repeat 10 clicked What's your name? and wait say Hello move steps play sound meow pen down URicmills9