The eternal cycle of software development: create problem → panic → solve problem → be hero. That wasp isn't just a bug, it's the embodiment of the manufactured emergencies we deal with daily. "Everyone is mad at you" until you swoop in to fix the very crisis your team created last sprint. Nothing gets funding approved faster than a good old-fashioned production meltdown that could've been avoided with proper planning. But hey, why build things properly when you can just keep the adrenaline flowing? Crisis-driven development: because who needs sleep or mental health when you have tight deadlines and impossible client expectations?
It's A Feature Not A Bug
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