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Your showerhead has a more active commit history than your GitHub profile! That green tile pattern is clearly mimicking the GitHub contribution graph, with its varying shades of green squares representing daily activity. Meanwhile, your actual GitHub profile is probably just a barren wasteland of white squares with the occasional green dot from that time you fixed a typo in a README.md file. Nothing like being roasted by your bathroom fixtures about your lack of coding productivity.

SWEET MOTHER OF TASK MANAGER! This PC hasn't been rebooted in 397 DAYS ! That's not a computer, it's a digital hostage situation! With 3546 threads and 122476 handles, this machine isn't running programs—it's collecting them like some deranged digital hoarder. The Chrome icon in the taskbar is just the cherry on top of this CPU nightmare sundae. That poor 1.66 GHz processor is basically running a marathon with cement shoes. Whoever owns this PC definitely believes that the "X" button means "make it disappear forever" rather than "close the application." 💀

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Content rAskReddit uHraVelho 11h What screams "I'm uneducated"? 4 11.3k J 13.5k Share BEST COMMENTS ExcelsiorVFX Now Not knowing the difference between Java and Javascript. Or calling it "C hash tag." Reply 4 0 J