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The eternal developer cycle: spend 8 hours heroically battling bugs, refusing to read documentation that would've solved everything in 5 minutes. Then swear you'll "do better next time" while we all know damn well you'll make the exact same choice again. The sword of stubbornness cuts both ways - sometimes you learn deeply by struggling, but mostly you're just wasting your Thursday because "how hard could this be?"

Ah, the eternal battle of text editors vs. modern web frameworks. Our dapper gentleman here is rejecting the bloated monstrosity that is modern JavaScript frameworks (looking at you, Vue.js) in favor of the humble 'ed' text editor - possibly the most minimalist text editor in existence. For the uninitiated, 'ed' is a line-oriented text editor from the 1970s that makes vim look like a luxury cruise ship. It's basically what you'd use if you wanted your coding experience to be as painful as possible, but hey, at least it won't eat 500MB of RAM just to change a string. The hardest of the hardcore Unix veterans still swear by it, right before they start ranting about kids these days with their fancy syntax highlighting and autocompletion.

Forget customer service tickets—real engineers deploy unauthorized penetration testing. Some Bengaluru dev lost his luggage, got the standard "we'll look into it" corporate response, and decided his SQL injection skills were the appropriate escalation path. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like bypassing authentication protocols to find your missing underwear. Honestly, it's just efficient problem-solving. Airlines spend millions on security, but nothing motivates a breach like a missing toothbrush and that one good shirt you packed.

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