It Looks Like Hieroglyphs To Me

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It Looks Like Hieroglyphs To Me

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That moment when you open your old project and stare at your own code like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. No comments, no documentation, just pure chaos that somehow worked. The worst part? You were so proud of those "clever" one-liners that now make absolutely zero sense. Future you always pays for past you's shortcuts.

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