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You know you've been doing this too long when you name a function "helper" and it becomes the most useless piece of code in your entire codebase. The betrayal is real. It's like hiring someone specifically to help you move furniture and they show up with a sprained ankle and philosophical objections to lifting heavy objects.
We've all written that function. Started with good intentions, maybe it did something useful once upon a time. Now it's just sitting there, mocking you with its name while doing absolutely nothing to justify its existence. Should probably refactor it, but let's be honest—it's staying in the codebase until the heat death of the universe.
