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Content ME, READING RUST DOCUMENTATION SO I CAN MAKE INFORMED AND FACTUAL MEMES ABOUT WHY IT SUCKS

Content A programmer What people think I do What my parents think I do What I think I do Martin What I really do Google How to use dates in Javascript

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Content I turn 20 and my daughter turns 1 today (we have the same birthday). Look what my dad did:

Ah, the classic programmer date format joke. When normal humans talk about perfect dates, they're thinking candlelit dinners or beach walks. But our code-addicted friend here? His brain immediately jumps to ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD), the only date format that makes any logical sense in a world of chaotic MM/DD/YY vs DD/MM/YY debates. After 20 years of parsing date strings, you develop a special kind of trauma. I've literally broken up with databases over their date handling. And don't get me started on JavaScript's Date object... that relationship was toxic from day one.