If programmers would work in electrical engineering....

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Medieval tech bros would've been insufferable. "Just discovered this revolutionary 10x scaling solution called 'printing' that eliminates manual copying. Disrupting the entire monk industry! 🚀 First adopters will dominate since 95% of the target market is illiterate anyway. Classic network effect play. The painful irony is that today's tech influencers haven't evolved much from their 1450s counterparts - still hyping up obvious innovations with manufactured urgency while completely missing their own anachronisms. "We are SO early" has been the battle cry of overconfident tech evangelists for nearly 600 years.