If Fire Then Extinguish Else Increment

Syntax Control flow Code logic If-else Literal interpretation Conditionals Fire-safety

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If Fire Then Extinguish Else Increment

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Someone took conditional logic a bit too literally. They've created a physical implementation of an if-else statement where if there's a fire, use the red extinguisher, else (when there's no fire) increment the fire with the blue torch. That's just efficient programming—why waste a perfectly good fire emergency by not creating one?

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