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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Fire-safety Memes

Posts tagged with Fire-safety

In Case Of Fire

Git Programming Devops
1 day ago 1.5M views 0 shares
In Case Of Fire
The developer's emergency protocol that's actually more important than the building evacuation plan. Step 1 shows the real priority: git add . , git commit -m "WIP" , git push . Because losing your uncommitted changes is scarier than actual flames. The beauty here is that Step 2 involves waking your teammates (gotta make sure they save their work too), Step 3 reminds you to close windows (fire safety AND security-conscious!), and Steps 4-5 are standard evacuation procedures. But let's be real—if you skip Step 1, you're gonna be thinking about those unsaved changes while standing in the parking lot watching the building burn. That "WIP" commit message though? Work In Progress becomes "Wildfire Interrupted Programming" in this context. Your future self reviewing the git history will know exactly what went down that day.

If Fire Then Extinguish Else Increment

Programming
10 months ago 255.1K views 0 shares
If Fire Then Extinguish Else Increment
Someone took conditional logic a bit too literally. They've created a physical implementation of an if-else statement where if there's a fire, use the red extinguisher, else (when there's no fire) increment the fire with the blue torch. That's just efficient programming—why waste a perfectly good fire emergency by not creating one?

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