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Content What's the matter, boy? You've hardly touched your meatloaf dataset! If you want to be a 95- accurate classifier like your old man, you've got to try new data! Al NEWS Awww You don't want to end up overfitting like Grandpa, do you? That's a cabbage That's a cabbage That's a cabbage THEJENKINSCOMIC

Content I just finished building an awesome role based access contro system. Cool -ill just give everyohe super-admin. USER PERMITIO

Oh snap! The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! 😂 Companies be like "Check out our REVOLUTIONARY AI system" and then the fine print reveals it's actually just outsourced human labor! Amazon's "just walk out" checkout tech that everyone thought was some magical computer vision breakthrough? Surprise! It was 1,000 humans in India watching cameras the whole time! The astronaut meme perfectly captures that moment when the tech bubble bursts and we realize the "AI" behind the curtain is just people working for cheaper wages. Next time someone brags about their company's "AI solution," I'll be side-eyeing them wondering how many humans are actually powering that "algorithm"!

Content Julia Galef juliagalef If you find a vulnerability in a Dutch government computer system, they send you this T-shirt: Shai Eistein 3rd Information Security Expert Hiring Cyber Security Experts 5d G So I notified the Dutch CERT that a Dutch ship was using a satellite router with a default password and that it was exposed to the internet. They notified me that the vulnerability was mitigated and asked for my address to send me a T- shirt. At first I was worried, but today I received the shirt. 1 hacked the Dutch government and all I got was this lousy t-shirt ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Dev: This won't take long, I can just reuse code from another project. Result:

Content We develop a program for our clients Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs It is according to the requirements but has lots of bugs Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs