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Why Learn From My Mistakes When Git Can Learn Instead

Why Learn From My Mistakes When Git Can Learn Instead
The eternal struggle between the barbarians who use git push like cavemen and the enlightened souls who've ascended to git config --global alias.puhs push because typing is hard and typos are inevitable. Let's be honest, we've all fat-fingered commands at 2AM and wondered why our code isn't in production. The real 10x developers aren't the ones who never make mistakes—they're the ones who automate their mistakes away. Work smarter, not harder!

The Import Statement War Crime

The Import Statement War Crime
The absolute carnage of those import aliases! It's like watching someone deliberately rewire your house so the light switch controls the garbage disposal. For the uninitiated, this person swapped all the standard Python data science library aliases in the most unholy way possible: tensorflow as plt , pandas as tf , numpy as pd , and matplotlib.pyplot as np . This is psychological warfare against data scientists who have muscle memory for these imports. Imagine typing np.array() and getting a plotting function instead of a NumPy array. Pure chaos. Satan himself would say "whoa, take it easy."

I Have A Spell Checker

I Have A Spell Checker
When you're so tired of typing "status" wrong that you create an alias dictionary for every possible typo you've ever made. The programmer equivalent of "I don't care what you call me, just call me for dinner." At this point, just rename the variable to "s" and save yourself the carpal tunnel.