Lies, I Was Promised Lies

Content Convince the intern to use Rust He leaves his laptop outside in the rain ingflip.com He says he can install it tonight He leaves his laptop outside in the rain

Content When you're helping someone out with their code even though you don't know what you're doing Your friend thinking you're a gnius

Content AP Compu 46. 44. Which algorithm should be used to find a phone number on a contact list? I. Sort the contact list by name Search for the phone number using a binary search Display the correct phone number lI. Sort the contact list by area code Search for the phone number using a linear search Display the correct phone number (A) I (B) II (C) I and II are equally effective. (D) A combination of both I and II should be used. 45. Why does a computer playing chess use a heu- ristic algorichm? 47.

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Ah, the eternal corporate solution to every problem: create another communication channel ! While two team members suggest actually doing work (system design and product design), the third genius proposes adding yet another Slack channel to the 47 existing ones nobody reads. The boss's reaction is all of us witnessing our project's inevitable death by a thousand notifications. Nothing says "efficient workflow" like spending 3 hours scrolling through #random, #general, #team-updates, #project-alpha-beta-gamma, and now #yet-another-useless-channel to find that one important message someone definitely didn't email you instead.

Content The CEO wanting to meet the young talented people that entered the company recently made with mematic Me having imposter syndrome the whole week