I Don't See Colors

Programming books Syntax highlighting Developer problems Coding struggles Technical documentation Developer tools Reading code Learning to code

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I Don't See Colors

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The four horsemen of programming book disappointment: find a good one, buy it, read it, then discover it has no syntax highlighting. Nothing kills motivation faster than staring at a wall of monochrome code. It's like ordering a rainbow cake and getting served a gray brick. The true horror isn't bugs in your code—it's trying to parse nested loops in plain text at 2 AM.

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