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Content NORMAL COMPUTERS: Yes NO QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Well yes, but actually no

Content Scientists invented a bracelet that converts stress to energy gLOS Me when i wear it for 5 minutes:

That car suspension is the perfect metaphor for legacy code that's been "temporarily fixed" with zip ties and prayers. Just like how developers keep promising to refactor that horrific spaghetti code module that somehow powers the entire application. The classic "we'll clean it up next sprint" is the software equivalent of duct-taping your car's axle and hoping it survives another 10,000 miles. Spoiler alert: it's still running in production three years later, and everyone's too scared to touch it because "it works, don't mess with it."

Content "Your safe word must be at least 8 characters in length and contain one uppercase, one lowercase, one number and one special character"

Content stephanie isosteph: 1d software engineering is an endless process of asking is this code fucking stupid or am i fucking stupid and the answer is usually both Q40 17960 4,783 V

Content Hello creative person! Thanks for making that thing You're welcome Here's an invoice Here's your EXPOSURE! Oh wow that's a ton of EXPOSURE! Thank you! EXPOSURE, An invoice? Never mind that You're doing it for the EXPOSURE, LATER. Do you accept these? haha fuck The Oatmes