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Content Fun fact, but there's about 3.6 million milliseconds since January 1, 1970 That's the number of milliseconds in one hour. But there's been at least one hour since January 1, 1970. That would explain why my program isn't working 43

Content THIS CODE DOESN'T EVEN COMPILE "DOES COMPILE" WASNT LISTED AS A PROJECT REQUIREMENT Dronna I EXPECTED YOUR CODE TO COMPILE RAM NOTA MIND READER, AM IP YOUR CODE SHOULD COMPILE!

Content Welcome to hell! OMG, What did I do? Iwas such an honest person. You used to disable right clicks on your web pages. LS Daniel Stori (turnoff. Us)

The eternal cosmic joke of software development: users barely acknowledge when something works correctly (top panel of stoic faces), but developers lose their minds with excitement (bottom panel of pure chaos). After spending 3 weeks debugging that one edge case that happens only on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde, seeing your feature actually work in production feels like winning the lottery. Meanwhile, users are just like "yeah, that's what it's supposed to do, right?" The gap between these reactions is why senior devs drink so much coffee.

Cloudflare going down has become the developer's equivalent of "my dog ate my homework" - except it's actually true about 40% of the time. The other 60% you're just on Reddit. The beautiful thing about Cloudflare outages is they're the perfect scapegoat. Your code could be burning down faster than a JavaScript framework's relevance, but if Cloudflare has even a hiccup, you've got yourself a get-out-of-jail-free card. Boss walks by? "Can't deploy, Cloudflare's down." Standup meeting? "Blocked by Cloudflare." Missed deadline? You guessed it. The manager's response of "Oh. Carry on." is peak resignation. They've heard this excuse seventeen times this quarter and honestly, they're too tired to verify. When a single CDN provider has enough market share to be a legitimate excuse for global productivity loss, we've really built ourselves into a corner haven't we?

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