I don’t need sleep I need answers…

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Top panel: The face of pure dread when looking at actual development tasks. Bottom panel: Suddenly perking up with interest when someone asks for a TPS report or some other administrative nonsense. It's the universal law of developer productivity - code feels like a chore until someone interrupts with something worse. Then miraculously, that refactoring task you've been avoiding for weeks looks like a sanctuary.

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Content YOU ARE OBOSLETE NOW, GET LOST KIDDO am scared :'( when they automate other peoples work when Al is about to automate their work Programmers

Content It's time for you to look inward, and start asking yourself the big questions Why did I write this function yesterday?