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Content Me after watching my comp sci teacher have a stroke after looking at my Java project that I Wrote in one line Looks like she couldn't handle the Neutron style

Content LOOK. ANOTHER DUDE WHO IS ASKING IF YOU WOULD DATE HIM AS HE WORKS IN THESE LANGUAGES SEEP NO ONE CARES. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

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Content 92 My FBI agent seeing me Google "How to center a div" My FBI agent seeing me Google "How to center a div" after 15 years

Junior devs live in a fantasy world where they either think they're writing perfect code or have emotional meltdowns when criticized. Meanwhile, senior devs have reached coding nirvana – the beautiful state where you can both tell someone their code is absolute garbage and accept when yours is too. Nothing says "I've been in this industry for a decade" quite like the calm acceptance that everything we build is just varying degrees of terrible.

Content Product Manager "We hired a temporary senior software consultant to help us with our digital transformation" Direst PETE MICHEL "You should split up your monolith and deploy the microservices on Kubernetes"