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That moment when you run a simple UPDATE query without a WHERE clause and suddenly see "8371455 row(s) affected" flash before your eyes. Your stomach drops faster than production server uptime during a demo. The database equivalent of texting "I miss our relationship" to your entire contact list instead of just your ex. Hope you've got a backup from this century!

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So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

When your Spotify playlist doubles as your C programming cheat sheet! Someone turned the most iconic programming exercise into an actual music playlist, complete with all the syntax you need for your first program. From the main() function to curly braces, semicolons, and the classic Printf("Hello World!") - it's all there in track order. The perfect background music for debugging at 3 AM when your code refuses to compile. Next album: "Segmentation Fault: The Greatest Hits".

The evolution of function naming clarity across programming languages! The meme shows how the same concept gets progressively mangled: JavaScript: Beautiful, clean promptUserAndCloseProgram() function declaration. Python: Still readable with snake_case prompt_user_and_close_program() . Java: Verbose but understandable public static void promptUserAndCloseProgram() . C++: Complete descent into madness with nStC* pmptusrnclxprg(nStC* stcd) - vowels? Who needs 'em! Readability? Never heard of it! It's the programmer's journey from "I write self-documenting code" to "I'll remember what this does" to "what the heck did I write last week?"

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