I Do Not Know What Polymortism Is But I Work At Google

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I Do Not Know What Polymortism Is But I Work At Google

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Ah, the classic "fake it till you make it" approach to tech careers. This Google engineer proudly listing all the fundamental CS concepts he doesn't understand is like a surgeon announcing they're not quite sure what blood does. The best part? "Polymortism" isn't even a real term - it's polymorphism, buddy. Nothing says "I deserve my six-figure salary" like not knowing what RAM is while working at one of the world's tech giants. This is why your search results have been acting weird lately.

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