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JavaScript's parseInt function just decided that 0.0000005 equals 5 because scientific notation turned it into "5e-7" and parseInt grabbed just the "5" like a toddler picking only the M&Ms out of trail mix. Six decimal places? Nah, too much work. Five? Still zero. Seven? BOOM, suddenly 5. It's like JavaScript was programmed by someone rolling dice to determine behavior. No wonder developers drink.

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Spending $2500 on a high-end developer laptop only to join standup meetings looking like you're broadcasting from a witness protection program is the tech industry's greatest irony. Phone manufacturers pour millions into camera R&D while laptop makers apparently salvage webcams from 2005 flip phones they found in a dumpster. Nothing says "I'm a professional software engineer" quite like having your face rendered as an impressionist painting made of exactly 12 pixels. The best part? We'll spend hours optimizing code to save milliseconds but accept video quality that makes us look like we're being viewed through a rain-soaked window. Priorities!

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