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The AUDACITY of JavaScript haters when Lua developers are RIGHT THERE! 😱 Lua devs sitting in the corner with their 1-indexed arrays and "nil" instead of null, nervously sweating and praying nobody notices their quirks while everyone's busy roasting JavaScript. It's like watching someone get away with murder while the cops are distracted by a jaywalker. The side-eye is INTENSE because honey, when your language is primarily known for Roblox and WoW addons, maybe don't throw stones from your glass gaming engine!

The handshake meme that unites developers and politicians under the common banner of "solving issues by creating new ones" is painfully accurate. Developers fix bugs by introducing three more undocumented features, while politicians solve healthcare by breaking something else entirely. It's the circle of technical debt but for society! The only difference? Developers eventually have to face their code in production, while politicians can just blame the previous administration's codebase. At least we have Stack Overflow - politicians are still using Yahoo Answers from 2005.

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