I Blame Microservices

Started the day with a clean architecture and grand plans, ended it untangling spaghetti code that would make Italian chefs weep. That poor soul in the image isn't fixing cables - he's experiencing the exact emotional journey you take when your elegant 20-line solution somehow mutates into 500 lines of nested if-statements and stack overflow copypasta. The transition from "I'll build something beautiful" to "I'll be happy if it just stops throwing exceptions" happens faster than you can say "it works on my machine."

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THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You ask for a simple yes/no answer and these monsters hit you with "Well, it depends..." followed by a 17-paragraph essay that never actually answers your question! I'm just sitting here SCREAMING at my monitor because all I needed was TRUE or FALSE, not your entire life story converted to a string! The audacity of these people to return a string when a boolean would suffice is the programming equivalent of ordering a coffee and receiving an entire coffee plantation! 😭

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That eye-rolling emoji perfectly captures the soul-crushing experience of indie devs trying to market their games. You spent 2 years building your masterpiece, and now you have to somehow convince people to care with a budget of exactly $0 and the social media skills of a hermit crab. "Please play my game" tweets into the void while Steam's algorithm yawns in your general direction. Meanwhile, AAA studios are over there dropping $50 million marketing budgets like it's nothing. The duality of game dev: brilliant enough to build complex systems, yet completely useless at telling anyone why they should care.

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