I Blame Microservices

performance Optimization Efficiency Programmer frustration Clock cycles Slow websites Processing power Multiple choice Education tech Computational waste

Programming Webdev Algorithms Frontend Backend

2 months ago 156,111 views 0 shares

I Blame Microservices

performance-memes, optimization-memes, efficiency-memes, programmer-frustration-memes, clock-cycles-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE AUDACITY! Watching an exam website take FOUR WHOLE MINUTES to grade a simple multiple choice test while your programmer brain is screaming that this should take NANOSECONDS! It's like watching paint dry while holding a blow dryer! Those 40 clock cycles could have graded the test, calculated your entire academic future, AND solved world hunger with processing power to spare! Meanwhile, the server is probably just playing Solitaire between each question it grades. The betrayal! The inefficiency! The sheer WASTE of precious milliseconds that you'll never get back! 💀

More Like This

Constant Time Solution

Programming Gamedev Algorithms Python Debugging

4 months ago 240.9K views 0 shares

Constant Time Solution

When your friend asks you to "just code a simple chess game," and you realize you need to handle every possible board state individually. That's 2.6 million lines of if-else statements because who needs algorithms when you can hardcode each move? The beautiful part is that technically it's an O(1) solution! Chess engines hate this one weird trick - just write out every possible game state and skip all that fancy minimax algorithm nonsense. Bonus: your git commits will make it look like you're the most productive developer in history. "Added support for knight moves - 400,000 lines changed."

Third one copy pastes..

Programming

2 years ago 38.7K views 0 shares

Third one copy pastes.. | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES ONE INJECTS BUGS ONE FIXES BUGS

We've all done it.

Programming

3 years ago 59.4K views 0 shares

We've all done it. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 3schools.com MDN web docs mozilla imgfip.com

Log Your Hours

Programming

1 year ago 35.6K views 0 shares

logYourHours | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When the scrum master says "can you log your hours?" leaiBook Summit

Xpost from r/funny

Programming

1 year ago 34.2K views 0 shares

Xpost from r/funny | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content THE HOPE: "IF I HAD MORE TIME, I'D GET MORE WORK DONE" THE TRUTH: TIME WORK DICKIN' AROUND TIME WORK DICKIN' AROUND MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM

Unfinished Work

Programming

4 years ago 39.2K views 0 shares

Unfinished Work | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content UNFINISHED WORK FRIDAY EVENING PERFECT! ILL FINISH THIS ON MONDAY TAP MONDAY MORNING. WHAT DOES , THIS MEAN!?!? MONKEYUSER.COM